First, the good news: The White Sox beat the Tigers, 4-1, in the first game of a four-game series. Of course, you should always beat the Tigers, but it still nice. Now the bad news: The Sox never had a runner on second. Or third. The Tigers only had a runner reach second or third in one inning. You want to watch baseball die? You saw it tonight five solo home runs. As the score indicates, the...